The girl, the gab, the adventures.

What did you think I gave up on this piece of shit?
Well, I did.

Honestly, do you think I have time for the elementary dramz that this place is a breeding ground for?
Eh, well I gots'ta keep up appearances and make the kids think I'm legit.

GO BUY PRINTS OF MY PHOTOS!

j/k but not really. BUY!
(message me for the 411)

Working in Springfield, MO at a legit job that I daily feel conflicted about. (It's good pay, in my career field, I'm my own art director and hella job security) but it's in BFE Southwest Missouri and I miss my bright lights big city life.

You can't stick a sister from the CITY of St. Louis and expect her to survive amongst the local yokels. F'reals.
I'm dealing, but barely.

Whatever.

I have car.
A 2008 Scion xB that I lovingly call 'Frankenberry'
I drove it out to Las Vegas a week ago to be in a commercial, no lie. I've had the thing exactly 3 months. Got back yesterday. Let's talk about weird - getting delirious while singing to Head Automatica's Decadence while doing 85+ MPH on Arizona highways in the middle of the nite only to pull off and sleep in the car for a few hours on a grocery store parking lot. Weird times.

A year ago I saw Morrissey in St. Louis and it pretty much made my life.